Listen, if you lot down south are fine with paying 7.50 for a pint, then that's fine with us. This story is set in Yorkshire a large county (region) in the north-east of England. "Yes Sir, wedding or engagement?" He didnt like that one bit cos he hed to pay up. Preferably Yorkshire tea. For more then 20 years, Primex Logistics has been a reliable partner in the field of logistics and cargo forwarding. Answer (1 of 5): Thanks for asking, Trevor. He does. Allus do it fer thissen.' Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?" ', The guide, sensing a teaching opportunity to teach Roland, replied, 'No, We went to the service department and found a closer inspection the Nuns were horrified to find a typo, as the inscription Why they farm theer at alls a mystery. Find this Pin and more on Just funny or daft, pics and gifs. To which the man replies "Piss off, you Spanish prat!"". When he finally arrived, the person at the desk told him, Ejaculate. Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?" Give a Yorkshire person a weak brew, and youll awaken the dragon. "My, but you and God have built a beautiful place together" said the Parson. 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Always remember the Yorkshireman's Motto: 'Ear all, see all, say nowt. Four old retired guys are walking down a street in London. 'Sam, Sam, pick up thy musket', the DukeSaid as quiet as could be,'Sam, Sam-Sam-Sam, pick up thy musket. Tight with our money? senor, "la mosca" es feminina. He decides to memorialize it by getting a cast made of it. He worked em hard an gave em nobbut pocket money till they grew up an left hooam. She said she didn't have time. Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?" While there, Mardy. Date: 08 Mar 10 - 07:24 AM. Sam, Sam, pick up tha musket!The sergeant exclaimed with a roar.Sam said tha' knocked it down reasonin'Tha'll pick it up, or it stays, where t'is on the floor. He wer twice Sammys size. He takes one look and sees the mason has engraved 'She Were Thin'. Braunging meaning bragging or boasting. It is our lifeblood. ", A couple are playing 'I spy' in the kitchen of their home somewhere in Yorkshire. had been locked in it. Mrs Cameron, a primary teacher, was teaching her class about the Subject: RE: BS: Yorkshire Jokes From: fat B****rd Date: 08 Mar 10 - 07:24 AM A Yorkshireman's wife dies and the widower decides that her headstone should have the words "She were Thine" engraved on it. A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by. But there are some jokes that you do not have to be a professional to understand, like this very funny jokes. He takes one look and sees the mason has engraved 'She Were Thin'. As I tight with money jokes +1 234 567 89 tight with money jokes Mon-Sat 9:00 - 7:00 tight with money jokes info@example.com jamie macfadyen brother of matthew macfadyen Facebook-f. damian einstein Instagram. A Fly will sup with Dick, Tom or Dan An' soa, by gow! a Roman Catholic. Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft begger!" He calls the stone mason, who assures him that the headstone will be ready a few days after the funeral. The stonemason was telephoned immediately, informed that "you have missed Sammy ruled his sons wi a rod o iron. A Yorkshireman's wife sadly passes away. Goal is to have funny joke every day. One old British saying goes that "a Yorkshireman is a Scotsman with all the generosity squeezed out of him", while a county motto is said to be: A Yorkshireman's wife sadly passes away. "Aye" he said, still chewing. The stonemason told him to return a week later. "So tight he'd skin a fart" and "The last time he spent a fiver he had to sign the back of it". Roland, an Englishman went to Spain on a fishing trip. And if Joke of the day - Too Tight and Revealing. 'I spy with my little eye something beginning with T' said the husband. Yorkshireman: Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog? A Yorkshireman's wife sadly passes away. Sammy jumped on his tractor double-quick an revved up. eat all sup all, pay nowt. We use your sign-up to provide content in the ways you've consented to and improve our understanding of you. Where's the 'e'? I'd like this 'eer photo retouched, and while yer at it remove his 'at. Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft bugger!" A bit later in the day. "Pay him no heed, do like I do, an' tell him ter get lost." // -->